1/12/2024 0 Comments Sea monkey eggs onlyNow instead of staring at them in back of a comic book, you stared at the box in the backseat of your car…all the way to back to where you lived in Bayou la Batre, Alabama. Lo and behold, there they were in that Stuckey’s in Hattiesburg, Mississippi that your folks always stopped in on your way back from Gatorland, Florida. By the way, how many rabies shots did they give you that day?Īnyway, you didn’t have to wait 6 to 8 weeks for delivery anymore. You know, the one that bit you on the nose and then ran out the front door of Fergie’s house while all the kids laughed at you? He still blames the raccoon running away on you. “Step right, up and see the half-human, half-fish jump through underwater fire!” That’ll show Fergie Robertson – that kid down the street who once got that free raccoon in the mail for selling Christmas cards. Why, I bet they’d even pay a quarter to have a look-see at your Sea Monkey Circus. What’s this? You can teach them TRICKS and have your own SEA MONKEY CIRCUS? Gosh, won’t the kids in the neighborhood be impressed. Oh, how long you looked at that picture and thought how cool it would be to raise a whole family – no- a whole KINGDOM of Sea Monkeys right there in your bedroom. However, with all that being said, we are willing to bet that one of your first encounters with Sea Monkeys was while you were sitting in the back seat reading a comic book. And yes, we also understand that Sea Monkeys were not to be played with in the backseat. Okay before we start, we’d first like to say that yes, we know that a Sea Monkey is a living creature with a tiny little brain and a tiny little heart and maybe even a tiny little soul, so in no way whatsoever should Sea Monkeys be seen as toys.
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